whiskygalore: (Jensen)
Title: Pranking the Padalecki
Author: [livejournal.com profile] whiskygalore
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] firesign10
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC:17
Word Count: 8,800 words
Disclaimer: I don't own anything apart from an ancient laptop and a vivid imagination. None of this is real. Jared and Jensen own themselves...and possibily each other.
Warnings: younger Jensen, older Jared, spanking, bad language, schmoop with a happy ending

Prompt: The Brat Next Door
Tessa Randall has loved playing practical jokes on her brother's best friend, Trace Samuels, for as long as she can remember. But when she pushes him too far one day, she finds herself getting her long-overdue comeuppance over his lap. When Trace follows this treatment with a kiss, Tessa's confused emotions take an unexpected twist. Has she been menacing the boy next door her whole life, just to get closer to him? Has it been her motive all along to simply get his attention? And if so, where does she go now that she unquestionably has it?

Summary: Jensen Ackles has loved pranking his brother’s best friend, Jared Padalecki, for almost as long as he can remember. But when he pushes Jared too far one day and finds himself on the wrong end of a spanking, Jensen lets slip a secret that might change things forever.

A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] spn_meanttobe Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca for running this challenge (my favourite one) and extending the deadline..oops! And also to [livejournal.com profile] firesign10 for stepping in to beta this nonsense and doing her very best to sort my dashes from my hyphens.

I originally planned on writing a few thousand words of simple spanking smut but Jensen turned into a smart ass and then I listened to Calum Scott's version of Dancing on my Own for the first time in forever and got hit by J2 pining feels. I'm sorry!

Link to Fic on AO3

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Pranking the Padalecki )
whiskygalore: (Jensen 2)
Title: Kilt Socks and Whisky Galore
Fandom: Supernatural RPF
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC:17
Wordcount: 9,200
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, especially not the boys, nothing is true, it's all big fat fibs.
Warnings: Scottish AU, boys in kilts, bottom Jensen, protective Jared, some homophobic behaviour and language, potty-mouthed boys, light angst, fluff, schmoop and porn!

Summary: A modern love story, set in Scotland, with kilts, and whisky, and weddings, and porn.

Funerals and weddings, Jensen thinks. The only times he wears a kilt is to attend funerals or weddings. He tugs at his tie, looks in the mirror, tugs again, stares sadly at the squint knot staring back at him. It does at least match the uneven slant of his kilt and his twisted kilt socks. If only Jared were here.

A/N: Apologies in advance for a rambling author's note that's almost as self-indulgent as the story itself, lol! This story was written for and inspired by the porn goddess that is [livejournal.com profile] somersault_j.  She requested - some might say demanded - kilt porn when I changed my LJ name from kiltsocks to whiskygalore, and then she made me the most incredible picspam that was a complete story in itself, and totally blew me away. The pictures I've used are stolen from that, but please go and see the whole thing!

I've taken the boys out of Texas (and the Texas out of the boys) and turned them into Scots for one wee story (I promise not to do it again), and there is some Scottish language in here too, not a huge amount, and also for a change British spellings. I've tried hard to strike the right balance between setting the Scottish tone and not alienating any readers, but I can only apologize if I've missed the mark. There is a glossary for some of the Scots words and phrases, I think most of them are self-explanatory and probably don't really need translations but if I've missed anything just let me know.

I'm not gonna lie - I loved writing this story; it's the last of my mini_wrimo fics and probably my favourite one. I hope you all enjoy it too. Happy New Year to everyone when it comes (or when it went!), and thank you all for your kind words, kudos and support in 2015, and I wish you all the love and luck in the world for 2016!

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Scots translations... )


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Kilt Socks and Whisky Galore... )
whiskygalore: (Jensen 2)
Title: Mating Jensen (and the 'Oops You Might Be Pregnant' Morning After)
Fandoms: Supernatural RPF
Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Characters: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles
Rating: NC:17
Wordcount: 9,800 words
Warnings: Protective Jared, snarky Jensen, a little hurt/comfort, and some sexin!

Summary: Jared's had a few embarrassing morning-afters in his life, but none of them quite compare to this. No, this morning after is going to bring a whole new level to the meaning of the word awkward. How does that conversation even go - 'So hey, you remember last night, when you were almost ritually sacrificed and then discovered that werewolves were real; good times huh? Oh yeah and then we fucked, and now we're mated for life! And what was your last name again?'

And that's before he brings up the whole maybe-baby thing!

A/N: Sorry for spamming people with fic, but I promise this is it until later on next week. I didn't plan on posting this today, but I finished editing and had the time, and time is something I am incredibly short of for the rest of the week - Christmas is coming, who knew? This is number three of my mini_wrimo fics, and a sequel (and oh god I think I versed!) to the [livejournal.com profile] somersault_j inspired fic Saving Jensen.


whiskygalore: (Jensen 2)
So, I participated in [livejournal.com profile] mini_wrimo last month for the first time, and I loved it! It definitely pushed me to write far more and far more often than I normally would. My aim was 500 words a day, and I managed that on all but one (sucky) day, and in total by my reckoning I ended up writing just over 32,000 words. Not much for a lot of people I know, and definitely no where near NaNoWroMo figures, but bloody near miraculous for me! I completed one WIP, and wrote four more fics; 2 sequels and 2 new fics. There was one other WIP that I wanted to work on but just didn't have time so that's my project for next year :)

If I can get them all edited in time I'll post them this month: December is the month of love, peace and porny fic yes?

The first one is the WIP that I started over a year ago, and had serious issues with. I re-wrote chunks of it and finished it up, and although I'm not one hundred percent happy with it, I'm a lot happier than I was.

Title: Discipline in the Workplace
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC:17
Wordcount: 6034 words
Warnings: Spanking, dubcon, older Jared, humiliation
Summary: It's Jensen's first shift working at Wild Nights Erotic Emporium, an upscale adult toy-store. Nervous and keen to impress his - ridiculously attractive - boss, Mr. Padalecki, he jumps at the chance to help with a demonstration for a customer. Maybe he should have asked what exactly he'd be helping demonstrate.

A/N: This was originally inspired by a wonderful prompt on the spn_kinkmeme, unfortunately that was well over a year ago and I've totally lost it, so sorry to whoever prompted it, hopefully at some point you'll read this and enjoy it! And feel free to shout at me and lead me to the initial prompt, and I'll link to it.

This pwp is all about the spanking. It's not a how-to guide and it's not meant to be taken too seriously, and yes because of Jared's position of authority, and Jensen's fear for his job, it is dubcon.

Fic this way

whiskygalore: (Default)
Happy New Year!! I hope everyone had a fantastic Hogmanay and a great start to 2015.

I slept my way into the new year, which was a first for me, but as I am hangover free and feeling good today, I can't say that I mind too much. I was supposed to be working today, but a last minute change of plans left me with the day free so, well, I wrote J2 schmoop. Hopefully this is the start of a productive 2015, but I wouldn't bet on it ;)

Wishing you all a happy, healthy and successful year and hoping that at least some of your dreams come true.

Title: Haste Ye Back
Fandom: RPF AU
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2833
Warnings: kid Jensen, kid Jared and lots of schmoop!
Disclaimer: don't own, please don't sue, no harm intended

Summary: A little J2 schmoop for the New Year!

Jensen had been looking forward to tonight so much. New Year’s Eve and they were having a party. Everyone was going to be there, all his family - his mom, dad, older brother Josh and of course his baby sister. A lot of the neighbors too, including the Padaleckis...and Jared. Jensen sniffs again and licks the dampness from his lips, the taste of salt creeping onto his tongue. He wonders what Jared is doing now. If he knows that Jensen has run away. If he's worried. If he cares. If anyone cares. He doubts it. They probably haven't even noticed he's gone.

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J2 schmoop this way )
whiskygalore: (Jensen)
Title: Love at First Fight
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kiltsocks
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC:17
Word Count: 16,800
Disclaimer I don't own the rights to anything, least of all Jared and Jensen. This work is complete and utter fiction, never happened - never will.
Warnings: pocket-sized and younger Jensen (he's 5ft 7" and 25), slightly bashed Jensen, not very graphic violence, very graphic sex, blink and you'll miss it mention of JDM/Chris Kane/Jensen and utterly unrealistic schmoopy falling in love.

Written for [livejournal.com profile] spn_meanttobe 2014

Prompt: Through Thick and Thin

Lisa Hanrahan was hardly what department store owner Daniel Jefferson Morgan, Jr., had expected. Why would anyone hire the pint-size ragamuffin as a security agent? From the moment she'd told him to get out of her way, he'd been bewitched by her gypsy eyes, but surely there was a safer place for her to work . . .

Lisa couldn't believe she'd acted like such a blithering idiot in front of her new boss. But she hadn't counted on him being so devastatingly handsome. Why, he'd actually made her blush--she, who had made a career out of cultivating a tough, wise-guy facade! It was humiliating! And what right did he have to think she couldn't handle the job? She'd just have to prove herself indispensable . . . through thick and thin.

Summary Love At First Fight

Jensen Ackles was not what department store owner Jared Padalecki expected his newest security guard to look like. He was obviously far too young and, well…not exactly blessed in the height department. Surely there were far more suitable jobs for the pretty young man to be doing. Jared had an opening for a pool boy…

Jensen couldn’t believe his bad luck. Not only had he acted like a blithering idiot in front of the most gorgeous man he’d ever laid eyes on, but that man had just turned out to be his boss. Things surely couldn’t get any worse…



Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] candygramme for the wonderful and incredibly quick beta work and obviously huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca for all her hard work in organizing such a fun challenge!


As [livejournal.com profile] saltandburnboys pointed out, the original summary practically begged for Jeffrey Dean Morgan to be our store owner (Daniel Jefferson Morgan - was this a fanfic in a previous life?) but I couldn't resist J2ing it. I feel like owe my baddie an apology; I'm sure he's utterly adorable in RL but I needed a fall-guy, sorry!
whiskygalore: (rush 2)
Fic Title: Fortune Favors the Brave (and the Downright Insane).
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] siennavie
Fandom/Genre: SPN RPS
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC:17
Word Count: 22,500
Warnings: Minor character death, lots of cursing, 1970’s attitudes towards sex and smoking, gratuitous sex and hurt Jensen.
Summary: In order to be Formula One World Champion in 1976 you need to be incredibly brave, totally committed and more than a little crazy. The odds of dying in a horrific and painful manner are higher than the odds of walking away champion of the world. Jared and Jensen are fighting tooth and nail to win in the most eventful and fiercely competitive season ever, but when disaster strikes, buried emotions can’t stay ignored for long.

Loosely based on RL events in the 1976 F1 season and the movie Rush but with a very fictional J2 spin that veers drastically away from reality and movie events. You shouldn't need any knowledge of F1 or the movie to enjoy the fic.


Link to art: Livejournal

AO3
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four

A/N: This is my first time participating in the [livejournal.com profile] spn_reversebang and I was amazingly lucky to pick up a pinch-hit for Siennavie's brilliant art and prompt. I love F1 and the film Rush so I was genuinely excited to write for this prompt; I only wish I'd had more time to work on it. I owe [livejournal.com profile] siennavie a huge amount of thanks for all her support and help writing this story, I really couldn't have done it without her and I also need to give her a big thank you for beta-ing the fic (and saving you all from an incredibly corny double-entred title!) Massive thanks as well to [livejournal.com profile] candygramme and [livejournal.com profile] debauchedsock for the beta-ing and encouragement which was a huge boost to my confidence. Any mistakes remaining are all my own and completely down to my inability to stop fiddling with a fic until the last second!

The artwork and manips [livejournal.com profile] siennavie has produced are simply beautiful. Jensen, Jared and a little bit of Misha in racing suits is a sight to behold and the collage is stunning! Please, please go and tell her how amazing she is!





whiskygalore: (Jensen)
Title: Christmas Magic or Always Read the Fine Print
Genre: AU, RPS, Christmas cracky fluffy mpreg.
Pairings: J2
Rating: NC:17 just to be on the safe side, there's nothing too explicit.
Warnings: Other than the mpreg, the crack and the fluff - none.
Length: Around 5,800 words.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] debauchedsock - Thank you so much for the brilliant and very speedy beta. You're a star!
Short Summary: J2 are best friends with occasional benefits who work for Santa Claus. This year, one of them looks as though he’s overindulged in the Christmas cookies. Or possibly not.

Notes: [livejournal.com profile] scarletphoenix1, this is my mpreg Xmas exchange gift for you. So... I kind of feel the need to apologise. I originally wrote an angsty Dean/Cas College Au fic but unfortunately it stuttered to a halt at around the two and a half thousand word mark. Then this ridiculous fic just happened! I tried to include some of your likes and although it probably wasn't what you had in mind, I'm hoping it covers your friends with benefits request. This is the crackiest piece of fluff and nonsense I have ever written - I hope you like it.

Or read here on ao3

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whiskygalore: (Jensen)
Title: Vive La Difference!
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC17 (overall)
Wordcount: 11700+
Warnings: Hurt Jensen, some potty mouth, dragon Jensen, bottom Jensen, angst, schmoop.

Summary: An awesome prompt on the Spnkink mem. Jared doesn't understand everything that comes with being the mate of dragon Jensen. He tries to convince his friends and family that Jensen is 'just like him' and because he is so focused on the similarities, he doesn't notice the differences.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three a
Part Three b
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