whiskygalore: (Jensen)
Title: Follow The Jackalope
Fic: AO3
Art: Livejournal
Author: [livejournal.com profile] whiskygalore
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] milly_gal
Warnings/Tags: crack, humor, bottom Dean, toppy Sam, sex and a little violence
Rating: NC:17
Pairing: Sam Winchester/Dean Winchester
Summary: It was just a regular black dog hunt, or so Sam and Dean thought, yet somehow they ended up tracking a unicorn through the woods and then Dean may or may not have spotted a jackalope. After that things really took a turn for the weird!
Excerpt: "A unicorn? A freaking unicorn, Sam?" Dean repeats for the fourth time in fewer minutes. He looks down at the arsenal of weapons in Baby's trunk, twitchy fingered and wild eyed. "How the hell are we supposed to kill a goddamn unicorn?"
We're not gonna kill it," Sam snaps, elbowing Dean sharply in the ribs when he picks up a flame thrower.

A/N: So, as usual with a bigbang, I have lots of people to thank for helping me get to the point of posting. First up, the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] milly_gal, whom I was lucky enough to be able to work with for the first time. She has created the most gorgeous artwork which I absolutely adore, and has been hugely supportive and a total joy to work with throughout the challenge. Thank you darling!

Next, [livejournal.com profile] somersault_j and [livejournal.com profile] saltandburnboys who practically threw fairy Dean and Satyr Sam at me, and who pushed me into writing when I had no clue what I was doing. Thanks also to [livejournal.com profile] majestic_duxk for the cheerleading and beta, and to Somer again for helping me with my fear of commas. Thanks guys, you’re the best, and I love you all!! If there are any mistakes left, which there are bound to be, the fault is all mine.

And thanks of course too, to the [livejournal.com profile] deanwbigbang mod for running such a relaxed and fun challenge. Hopefully the challenge will continue to grow from strength to strength! I do love Dean Winchester!!
whiskygalore: (Jensen 2)
Title: Kilt Socks and Whisky Galore
Fandom: Supernatural RPF
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC:17
Wordcount: 9,200
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, especially not the boys, nothing is true, it's all big fat fibs.
Warnings: Scottish AU, boys in kilts, bottom Jensen, protective Jared, some homophobic behaviour and language, potty-mouthed boys, light angst, fluff, schmoop and porn!

Summary: A modern love story, set in Scotland, with kilts, and whisky, and weddings, and porn.

Funerals and weddings, Jensen thinks. The only times he wears a kilt is to attend funerals or weddings. He tugs at his tie, looks in the mirror, tugs again, stares sadly at the squint knot staring back at him. It does at least match the uneven slant of his kilt and his twisted kilt socks. If only Jared were here.

A/N: Apologies in advance for a rambling author's note that's almost as self-indulgent as the story itself, lol! This story was written for and inspired by the porn goddess that is [livejournal.com profile] somersault_j.  She requested - some might say demanded - kilt porn when I changed my LJ name from kiltsocks to whiskygalore, and then she made me the most incredible picspam that was a complete story in itself, and totally blew me away. The pictures I've used are stolen from that, but please go and see the whole thing!

I've taken the boys out of Texas (and the Texas out of the boys) and turned them into Scots for one wee story (I promise not to do it again), and there is some Scottish language in here too, not a huge amount, and also for a change British spellings. I've tried hard to strike the right balance between setting the Scottish tone and not alienating any readers, but I can only apologize if I've missed the mark. There is a glossary for some of the Scots words and phrases, I think most of them are self-explanatory and probably don't really need translations but if I've missed anything just let me know.

I'm not gonna lie - I loved writing this story; it's the last of my mini_wrimo fics and probably my favourite one. I hope you all enjoy it too. Happy New Year to everyone when it comes (or when it went!), and thank you all for your kind words, kudos and support in 2015, and I wish you all the love and luck in the world for 2016!

AO3 Link

Scots translations... )

whisky 3.jpg

Kilt Socks and Whisky Galore... )
whiskygalore: (Jensen)
Title: Caught in All Your Strings
Fandoms: Supernatural RPF
Pairings: Jeff/Jensen
Characters: Jensen Ackles, Jeff Dean Morgan, Jared Padalecki, Genevieve Cortese
Rating: NC:17
Wordcount: 9,100 words
Warnings: Protective Jeff, bottom Jensen, protective Jared, jealous Jeff.
Summary: Jensen and Jeff move in together and throw a party - or - Jensen worries, Jeff wants to kill people, Jared is a great best friend despite his gummy-bear addiction, Gen is a sweetheart and Steve is the voice of reason.

A/N: A time-stamp to an embarrassingly (in more ways than one) old fic - No Strings Attached - but I do love these boys, and had a recent request for more. So as requested, former sugar baby Jensen moving in with Jeff, and a small dose of jealous Jeff.

I had meant to post this earlier but time got away from me, and as today is [livejournal.com profile] beelikej's birthday and she is a fellow lover of JDM, I thought today was an appropriate time to post. Happy Birthday!

photo credit sweetondean

Btw. thank you to everyone who has left kudos and comments on my fics in the past few weeks. They really do mean the world to me. I've been insanely busy with Christmas, family, work, and editing the last of my mini_wrimo fics and haven't had a chance to answer comments, but I promise I will!
whiskygalore: (Jensen 2)
Title: Mating Jensen (and the 'Oops You Might Be Pregnant' Morning After)
Fandoms: Supernatural RPF
Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Characters: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles
Rating: NC:17
Wordcount: 9,800 words
Warnings: Protective Jared, snarky Jensen, a little hurt/comfort, and some sexin!

Summary: Jared's had a few embarrassing morning-afters in his life, but none of them quite compare to this. No, this morning after is going to bring a whole new level to the meaning of the word awkward. How does that conversation even go - 'So hey, you remember last night, when you were almost ritually sacrificed and then discovered that werewolves were real; good times huh? Oh yeah and then we fucked, and now we're mated for life! And what was your last name again?'

And that's before he brings up the whole maybe-baby thing!

A/N: Sorry for spamming people with fic, but I promise this is it until later on next week. I didn't plan on posting this today, but I finished editing and had the time, and time is something I am incredibly short of for the rest of the week - Christmas is coming, who knew? This is number three of my mini_wrimo fics, and a sequel (and oh god I think I versed!) to the [livejournal.com profile] somersault_j inspired fic Saving Jensen.

whiskygalore: (Jensen 2)
Title: Monsters are Real
Fandoms: Supernatural, Criminal Minds
Pairings: None! Yep, none - totally gen!
Characters: Dean Winchester, Aaron Hotchner, Derek Morgan, Jason Gideon, John Winchester
Rating: Teen
Wordcount: 8,000 words
Warnings: Nothing too descriptive but mentions of underage prostitution and child abuse, and a case involving the deaths of children.

Summary: 'Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.' Stephen King.

The kid sitting in the interview room swings on the rear legs of his chair, throws back his head, and at the top of his lungs, sings a painfully off-key version of 'Wanted Dead or Alive'. Hotch looks at Morgan with one eye-brow arched in question. "You think he's your unsub?"

A/N: Another one of my mini_wrimo fics and this one is a little different from my norm and way out of my comfort zone. This is for the very beautiful and crazy talented [livejournal.com profile] siennavie. She drew me amazing art of Hotch and Dean because she shares my love of tortured heroes. I hope you enjoy the fic.

whiskygalore: (Jensen 2)
Fic Title: The Prince's Protector - Part Three
Fandom/Genre: SPN RPS
Pairing: Jeff/Jensen
Rating: NC:17 - eventually!
Warnings: overall warnings - au, hurt Jensen, bottom Jensen, violence, minor character death
Summary: In a society populated predominately by doms and switches, Prince Jensen's parents, determined to find their son - a rare and beautiful sub - a worthy marriage partner, throw a grand Valentine's ball inviting royal and noble suitors from far and wide. Prince Jensen, however, has already set his heart on a husband much closer to home. Now all he needs to do is persuade his parents, the court and his future husband that he has made the right decision... and avoid the unwanted attention of the not-so virtuous doms with their sights set on him!

So, this is part three of my very nearly abandoned Jeff/Jensen fic. It's been so long since I updated this story that it's downright embarrassing, and apologies just seem inadequate. This part might not be perfect, but I've been messing around with it for weeks and if I don't post it now, I never will.

Part four is very nearly finished, and should be posted within the week. I'm not promising that this story will be updated weekly, but I am promising to finish it.

Part One   Part Two   AO3

The Prince's Protector, part three.. )
whiskygalore: (Default)
Happy New Year!! I hope everyone had a fantastic Hogmanay and a great start to 2015.

I slept my way into the new year, which was a first for me, but as I am hangover free and feeling good today, I can't say that I mind too much. I was supposed to be working today, but a last minute change of plans left me with the day free so, well, I wrote J2 schmoop. Hopefully this is the start of a productive 2015, but I wouldn't bet on it ;)

Wishing you all a happy, healthy and successful year and hoping that at least some of your dreams come true.

Title: Haste Ye Back
Fandom: RPF AU
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2833
Warnings: kid Jensen, kid Jared and lots of schmoop!
Disclaimer: don't own, please don't sue, no harm intended

Summary: A little J2 schmoop for the New Year!

Jensen had been looking forward to tonight so much. New Year’s Eve and they were having a party. Everyone was going to be there, all his family - his mom, dad, older brother Josh and of course his baby sister. A lot of the neighbors too, including the Padaleckis...and Jared. Jensen sniffs again and licks the dampness from his lips, the taste of salt creeping onto his tongue. He wonders what Jared is doing now. If he knows that Jensen has run away. If he's worried. If he cares. If anyone cares. He doubts it. They probably haven't even noticed he's gone.

AO3 link


J2 schmoop this way )


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