Dec. 31st, 2015

whiskygalore: (Jensen 2)
Title: Kilt Socks and Whisky Galore
Fandom: Supernatural RPF
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC:17
Wordcount: 9,200
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, especially not the boys, nothing is true, it's all big fat fibs.
Warnings: Scottish AU, boys in kilts, bottom Jensen, protective Jared, some homophobic behaviour and language, potty-mouthed boys, light angst, fluff, schmoop and porn!

Summary: A modern love story, set in Scotland, with kilts, and whisky, and weddings, and porn.

Funerals and weddings, Jensen thinks. The only times he wears a kilt is to attend funerals or weddings. He tugs at his tie, looks in the mirror, tugs again, stares sadly at the squint knot staring back at him. It does at least match the uneven slant of his kilt and his twisted kilt socks. If only Jared were here.

A/N: Apologies in advance for a rambling author's note that's almost as self-indulgent as the story itself, lol! This story was written for and inspired by the porn goddess that is [ profile] somersault_j.  She requested - some might say demanded - kilt porn when I changed my LJ name from kiltsocks to whiskygalore, and then she made me the most incredible picspam that was a complete story in itself, and totally blew me away. The pictures I've used are stolen from that, but please go and see the whole thing!

I've taken the boys out of Texas (and the Texas out of the boys) and turned them into Scots for one wee story (I promise not to do it again), and there is some Scottish language in here too, not a huge amount, and also for a change British spellings. I've tried hard to strike the right balance between setting the Scottish tone and not alienating any readers, but I can only apologize if I've missed the mark. There is a glossary for some of the Scots words and phrases, I think most of them are self-explanatory and probably don't really need translations but if I've missed anything just let me know.

I'm not gonna lie - I loved writing this story; it's the last of my mini_wrimo fics and probably my favourite one. I hope you all enjoy it too. Happy New Year to everyone when it comes (or when it went!), and thank you all for your kind words, kudos and support in 2015, and I wish you all the love and luck in the world for 2016!

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